The Boardroom

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Behind a low-key frontage on Market Street in South Melbourne, The Boardroom keeps a moody interior: dark stone around a sunken spa, a corridor washed in warm sconce light, a red suite with a tiled bath set into the wall, and a reception of gold panelling over parquet.

It calls itself Australia's most awarded brothel. There is no door charge; guests walk in, meet the ladies on shift and choose. Undercover parking sits beside the entrance. Open from 10am daily, until 4am Sunday to Thursday and 6am on Friday and Saturday.