Nolas Perky Redhead

Rólam

Tired of the games? The scams, the borrowed photos, and the provider who finally turns out to be real but spends the whole visit watching the clock... Suffer no longer, because that ends here. I'm Marissa, the hostess with the mostess, and looking after my guests is something I take seriously. I would much rather be fully present with you than counting minutes.

A few guarantees first. If my photos aren't me, your visit is free — the pictures are real, and so is the woman you meet. My incall is a private home in a safe Midcity neighborhood, spotless and smoke-free, easy to find and with a discreet entrance. Every "extra" is included, with no upcharges, ever. I've been well reviewed online for years, and I keep everything we could want or need on hand, so all you need to bring is yourself and a smile.

Texting is the easiest way to reach me for first details. If a call rolls straight to voicemail, send a text instead; my phone is on, it has simply been temperamental since I switched models a few months ago. If a text goes unanswered for a few hours, try calling or e-mailing instead. One of the three will always get through to me.

One firm rule. Never discuss in-visit specifics by text, call or e-mail. That is potential self-incrimination, and it will leave me unable to see you. Please don't ask what I will or won't do. If you're after something very particular, look through my reviews; there's a fair chance it's mentioned there.

There is never a deposit for a visit booked the same day or the day before, and that won't change. Anything booked further ahead is held with a 25% deposit, which comes off the total honorarium when we meet.

A cancellation carries a $40 fee and a no call/no show a $60 fee. Either has to be settled before another visit is booked, and it can't simply be brought in cash to the next one. I know life gets hectic and plans change. From the moment you book, though, that slot, plus some time on either side, is reserved for you alone, and I turn down every other request for it. The fee covers that dead time and wipes the slate clean, so we can keep meeting with no grudges on either side. I truly appreciate the courtesy and understanding of a real gentleman.

Your time matters just as much, and I will never waste it or stand you up. I hold myself to the same rules, so if I have to cancel, you get a $40 credit toward any future visit, and a $60 credit if I ever no call/no show. In six years I've cancelled twice, and missed a visit once, on the day my phone was stolen and I had no way to send my address.

What I aim for is a relaxed, cozy space where you feel at home and can watch the stress melt off. By the end of our visit I want you walking out ten feet tall and bulletproof, ready to take on anything. 😊

The best part of your day is a message away. What are you waiting for?