Meliehayes

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alias-altering, probably ADHD, annoyingly attractive... the minx once known as Melanie Hayes has hatched a brand-new name. melie may has arrived ;) alternative girlfriend experience, callgirl edition.

engaging and empathetic, i entertain easily and love being entertained right back. equal parts calm and cuckoo — duality is baked into me, same as my dedication to the task at hand — but you'll never catch me without a real smile. soft, silly and spicy, goofy to the core and gutsy to match.

ready for your own private pep rally?

💜 availability
my schedule runs 7am to 10pm, seven days a week, and it bends. send a few dates and times that work for you, as far ahead as you can. i take appointments across napa valley, anywhere in the bay area and out to sacramento, with zero travel fees.

screening
send the full name and professional website of two reputable, established providers you've seen in the last six months, or a selfie holding valid government photo ID with your full name and date of birth legible. nothing else is accepted, site screenings included. screening isn't negotiable and belongs in the booking request itself.

deposit
a 20% deposit locks in our time. no deposit, no confirmed appointment.

incall: 1 hour $650 · 2 hours $850 · 3 hours $1,000
outcall: 2 hours $850 · 3 hours $950

email or text to book, no calls please. a complete request has the date and time, the length, your location, incall or outcall, and your screening.