Zoey Machina

O mne

The surname is a joke that stuck. Somebody at a party said I had the personality of a small machine, meaning that I do not stop, and it has been on everything since.

So, thirty, Hawally, and considerably more stamina than the men who book me tend to expect. I like the ones who turn up with the idea already formed. Bring it up early, however strange you think it sounds. I have heard stranger, and the worst that happens is I tell you it is not for me and we do something else instead.